Ever since I ran across these a couple years ago I’ve wanted to get one. They’re super realistic dolls that look like real babies. So what I’d do is I’d take it out like to the park or something and people would come up to me to see the baby. Babies are magnetic like that, people just gravitate towards them.
So someone would come up and be all like, “Awww, your baby is so cute!” And I’d go, “Thanks, his name is Samuel.” Then they’d say, “He’s so sweet” and ask to hold him. And I’d be like, “Sure!”
And then I would toss it at them.